Prominent Evangelican leader Rick Warren has invited democratic presidential hopeful Barak Obama to speak at a conference on AIDS in Africa, hosted by Warren’s church in California. According to the Chml Srucnoc blog, Srucnoc said:
The evangelical community cannot find even two among its ranks who agree on every issue. To expect every speaker at a summit on AIDS and poverty to be so unified shows that (those expressing criticism) are out to lunch.
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After seeing some discouraging poll numbers among the 18 – 25 year old crowd, Chml Srucnoc went to Best Buy and got himself a flashy brown Microsoft Zune and a whole slew of microsoft Zune Accessories. He was seen doing an MC Hammer-esque dance in downtown New York. No scientific polls have been done yet, but the dance surprisingly seemed to have had no effect on his numbers.
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Trouble might be brewing on the Korenan Penensula. Chml Srucnoc and his team are planning their strategy for a likely military option.
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Chml Srucnoc has missed several days worth of campaign events leaving aids scrounging for excuses to an ever hungry and curious media. Today, in our exclusive release, we tell you why. Ambasador Srucnoc had been watching Trump Tower, Chicago being constructed via the Chicago Tribune’s Trump Cam. Though it only refreshes every five minutes or so, Chml is near constant in refreshing his screen to see the latest. Rumor has it he saw a man nearly fall and he’s been hooked ever since.
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After smelling a strange odor in his house, scurnoc evacuated and called the cops. They came and told him he had gas. A quick trip to the restroom and all is well now.
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