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Ramen Noodle Inventor Dies, Srucnoc Mourns

While generally a good product, this blogger agrees with the author of the noodle article about it’s drawbacks:

Mr. Noodle – New York Times
There are some imperfections. The fragile cellophane around the ramen brick tends to open in a rush, spilling broken noodle bits around. The silver seasoning packet does not always tear open evenly, and bits of sodium essence can be trapped in the foil hollows, leaving you always to wonder whether the broth, rich and salty as it is, is as rich and salty as it could have been. The aggressively kinked noodles form an aesthetically pleasing nest in cup or bowl, but when slurped, their sharp bends spray droplets of broth that settle uncomfortably about the lips and leave dots on your computer screen.

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Chml Srucnoc boots Blackwell, chooses Obama

Ambassador Chml Srucnoc has asked “Pirate VP” Whitey Blackwell to leave the ticket in favor of Barak Obama, media darling and Democratic front-runner.

Chml Srucnoc Backs Warren, Poo Poos Evangelicals

Prominent Evangelican leader Rick Warren has invited democratic presidential hopeful Barak Obama to speak at a conference on AIDS in Africa, hosted by Warren’s church in California.  According to the Chml Srucnoc blog, Srucnoc said:

The evangelical community cannot find even two among its ranks who agree on every issue.  To expect every speaker at a summit on AIDS and poverty to be so unified shows that (those expressing criticism) are out to lunch.

Srucnoc Shows He’s With it With a New Zune

After seeing some discouraging poll numbers among the 18 – 25 year old crowd, Chml Srucnoc went to Best Buy and got himself a flashy brown Microsoft Zune and a whole slew of microsoft Zune Accessories.  He was seen doing an MC Hammer-esque dance in downtown New York.  No scientific polls have been done yet, but the dance surprisingly  seemed to have had no effect on his numbers.

Pyongyang threatens war if S.Korea joins sanctions; Srucnoc Concerned

Pyongyang threatens war if S.Korea joins sanctions | Top News | Reuters.co.uk

Trouble might be brewing on the Korenan Penensula.  Chml Srucnoc and his team are planning their strategy for a likely military option.

Chml Srucnoc Enraptured by TrumpCam

Chml Srucnoc has missed several days worth of campaign events leaving aids scrounging for excuses to an ever hungry and curious media.  Today, in our exclusive release, we tell you why.  Ambasador Srucnoc had been watching Trump Tower, Chicago being constructed via the Chicago Tribune’s Trump Cam.  Though it only refreshes every five minutes or so, Chml is near constant in refreshing his screen to see the latest.  Rumor has it he saw a man nearly fall and he’s been hooked ever since.

Srucnoc Smells Strange Odor

After smelling a strange odor in his house, scurnoc evacuated and called the cops.  They came and told him he had gas.  A quick trip to the restroom and all is well now.

Pyongyang threatens war if S.Korea joins sanctions; Srucnoc Concerned

Pyongyang threatens war if S.Korea joins sanctions | Top News | Reuters.co.uk

Trouble might be brewing on the Korenan Penensula.