Srucnoc Shows He’s With it With a New Zune

After seeing some discouraging poll numbers among the 18 – 25 year old crowd, Chml Srucnoc went to Best Buy and got himself a flashy brown Microsoft Zune and a whole slew of microsoft Zune Accessories.  He was seen doing an MC Hammer-esque dance in downtown New York.  No scientific polls have been done yet, but the dance surprisingly  seemed to have had no effect on his numbers.